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A simple solution to Twilight. by boxno A simple solution to Twilight. by boxno
Before anyone asks,
-I HATE Twilight.-
A couple of days ago my friend started ranting to me about Twilight which reminded me of the first time someone told me about the series

....I ended up immediately saying "What a shitty story. y don't the 2 guys just dump the bitch and go gay for each other?"

So on a whim I drew this quick solution (It's easy and bearable):
-Edward and Jacob both turn gay for each other.
-Bella jumps off a cliff and dies.
-Everyone alive is happy.
-No stupid horny fangirl.
-No creepy obsession 'love'.
-No satanic sex rituals.
-No satanic alien baby.
-No stupid emo angst.
-No MarySue self inserts.
-No terrible descriptions.
-No sappy mawkish love quotes.
-No horrible character relationships.
-No 4 long stupid excuses for books.

I think these 2 out of context (w/o Bella) are pretty decent together...but then again, anything w/o bella or obsessiveforbiddencoma-causinglove would be a HUGE improvement. - __-

Obsessive retarded Twilight Fangirls, beware...I will fight you off.

Interested in buying a print? : [link]
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IvanBraginsky2000 Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I love it. :iconluvluvplz:
And I totally agree with you!
ForeverCassDreamer Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2014
And I shall support this couple. XD And I do believe the book would have earned my respect with this plot twist.
emex093 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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nicole6251 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2013
I am SOOOO late but this is AWESOME! I did a fangirl scream when I saw this! You listed everything I agree with and this art is awesome! Love the "Twilight Sucks" detail on the tree <3
Scarecrow113 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I have a picture of the Japanese poster on my account. It... looks very much like this.
CJAAM Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
Stick it to the fangirls. I love it.
ilovenamine Featured By Owner May 27, 2013
i second emotion what you just said -_-
loveuseth Featured By Owner May 16, 2013
Just awesome! I wish it was like that!
Mio-Nii-sama Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i agree on that i never read the book i watched the movie and my cousin fell asleep while watching it and i was like boring why do people say this movie is good?that my opinion. the reason i didn't read the book too long for me
PrinceOfFire Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
That would be an interesting twist. Unfortunately Stephenie Meyer is a Mormon so it probably wouldn't happen.
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