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A simple solution to Twilight. by boxno A simple solution to Twilight. by boxno
Before anyone asks,
-I HATE Twilight.-
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A couple of days ago my friend started ranting to me about Twilight which reminded me of the first time someone told me about the series

....I ended up immediately saying "What a shitty story. y don't the 2 guys just dump the bitch and go gay for each other?"

So on a whim I drew this quick solution (It's easy and bearable):
-Edward and Jacob both turn gay for each other.
-Bella jumps off a cliff and dies.
-Everyone alive is happy.
-No stupid horny fangirl.
-No creepy obsession 'love'.
-No satanic sex rituals.
-No satanic alien baby.
-No stupid emo angst.
-No MarySue self inserts.
-No terrible descriptions.
-No sappy mawkish love quotes.
-No horrible character relationships.
-No 4 long stupid excuses for books.
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I think these 2 out of context (w/o Bella) are pretty decent together...but then again, anything w/o bella or obsessiveforbiddencoma-causinglove would be a HUGE improvement. - __-

Obsessive retarded Twilight Fangirls, beware...I will fight you off.

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T-mack56 Featured By Owner Edited May 10, 2015  Student Filmographer
EdwardXJacob: The only non canon yaoi pairing non yaoi fans will support lol.
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IvanBraginsky2000 Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I love it. :iconluvluvplz:
And I totally agree with you!
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ForeverCassDreamer Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2014
And I shall support this couple. XD And I do believe the book would have earned my respect with this plot twist.
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emex093 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Racing Girl Emoji (Nose Bleed) [V3] FUUUCK YES! YAOI FTW Racing Girl Emoji (Nose Bleed) [V3] 
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nicole6251 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2013
I am SOOOO late but this is AWESOME! I did a fangirl scream when I saw this! You listed everything I agree with and this art is awesome! Love the "Twilight Sucks" detail on the tree <3
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Scarecrow113 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I have a picture of the Japanese poster on my account. It... looks very much like this.
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CJAAM Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
Stick it to the fangirls. I love it.
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ilovenamine Featured By Owner May 27, 2013
i second emotion what you just said -_-
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loveuseth Featured By Owner May 16, 2013
Just awesome! I wish it was like that!
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Mio-Nii-sama Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i agree on that i never read the book i watched the movie and my cousin fell asleep while watching it and i was like boring why do people say this movie is good?that my opinion. the reason i didn't read the book too long for me
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PrinceOfFire Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
That would be an interesting twist. Unfortunately Stephenie Meyer is a Mormon so it probably wouldn't happen.
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Bella167 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2013
Damn right. There needs to be more Jacob x Edward and less Edward x Bella.
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Aura-Shadow-Beckett Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013
Finally! I totally agree! Them both being Gay would be a much better love story.
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NerdyButt Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Student
i would like twilight if Edward and Jacob got married I DONT LIKE BELLA SHE CAN F**K OFF >:U
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mardigrasprincess Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012
Wow ok if Twilight turned out this way with ALOT of yaoi anabsolley no bella i would definetley read it
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AkinaD Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012
I love you for this, I truly do.
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:iconaroshi-wish:
Aroshi-Wish Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012
I guess this is the solution for the most of fandoms of that kind...
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EmokoX Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012  Student
lol *nosebleed*even though I hate Twilight I love yaoi.
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13Cara13 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2012
Lol perfect solution. The story would have been ten times better if they dumped the bitch and went for each other. Love the picture.
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OnyxBasilisci Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
And Jacob would be able to stand the sex XD
Very nice pic btw, love the snow in this pic. Really ties it together~
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mainecoon-fani Featured By Owner May 12, 2012
i really like this idea! :D
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XxLovelyxStitchesxX Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2012
Lol! That's what I said to my friend!

I was like Edward and Jacob should go gay for each other and have mad sex while Bella goes off and dies. Well something along those lines! One of my friends agreed with me!

This is an awesome picture!

Woot woot!

;3
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BeingOfNature Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
this is a brill idea. this should happen more often.

also, Eds ear ia funny :D just saying ;D
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96thx Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2012  Student General Artist
<small.I love your explanations. yes. I love them.
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LikeYouWannaKnow Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
... amg, my bl fangirl instincts are going mad right now I don't even akdsjlghalkuhgr ALL MY LOVE. TAKE IT HNNGHHHH :iconcannotevenplz:
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YurumiNotto Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
YES. I SO TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU.


FOR THE WIN!!!!
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woopsadaisy10 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2012
YES.
WIN.
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Colonel-Senene Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2012
I'd sure as hell watch it if the movie were about Edward/Jacob and Bella/Alice. I wouldn't give a damn how mindless Bella looks, hot girl on girl and boy on boy action would be enough for me.
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brebear98 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2012
love love love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@
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MyodLiam2 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2012
I agree!!
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1mr-cellophane3 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2012  Student Writer
So, I personally do not enjoy the chronicles of this sparkly vampire and his girlfriend who cannot smile no matter how much botox she injects in that pale, emotionless face of hers, but I aboslutely love this pairing of Edward and Jacob. If the books were about them in a relationship, I would've read them. Great job. Love this so much.
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AdreanChristian Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Edward so takes it , i could not see that jacob guy on bottom.


This story would be 100x better than that shit of a book series . I'd read it but for some vain reason i find ur version of these to really attractive . * damn my impulse to like 2D people *
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AnimeRay17 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2012  Student Writer
My friend hates this pic.

BUT THIS IS THE BEST PIC I HAVE SEEN ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Siblings-Curse Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2012
OK, I love twilight, and I know I should hate you for hating twilight...but I just can't. First reason, I'm not that shallow - I have lots of friends that despises twilight to the point that they actually tried to flush the books down a toilet - second, you have good reasons - and I hate Bella too - and finally, this drawing is too good to hate...and your reasons behind it is so true...

Siblings *is trying to decide whether to still love twilight or not*
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Chys Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2012
coolness
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ChocoLatteNeopian Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012
Cool! Even though half of me is a Jacob/Bella fangirl, I'd rather Edward break up with Bella and fall in love with Jacob! I've sketched a Twilight spoof, 'Breaking Down' with Edward and Jacob hugging while Bella glares angrily in the background.
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Alice-Artwork-dA Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
It's beautiful! I'm a 60% hater, and stuff like this is why the 40% Twilight obsessive goes SQUEE.
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Shadsrocksmysocks Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
holy crap I compleatly agree with this! Twilight sucks and this soulution makes the story WAY better AND way more awsome!!!!
GOOD JOB!!!!!! :iconimhappynodplz:
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iluvgreggsulkin222 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
you know what cool if someone made a youtube video of that with the song kissed a girl or the song i don't like your girlfriend. there needs to be more jakedward because twlight is bloody terbilbe aand a sad exssue for a movie and a lame ecusse for a book.
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iluvgreggsulkin222 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
you are a freaking genise. i hate twlight but if jaocb and edward got together then i would watch it.
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RainNoir Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i hate twilight as well and I'm 100% agree with you ! i seriously won't hate Twilight anymore if those two guys turn gay. lol
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iluvgreggsulkin222 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
finally smart people who hate twlight as much as i do and that bevle edward and jacob should be together.
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iluvgreggsulkin222 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
not all emo people like twlight. i am emo and i hate vampires.



you are a good person. happy hoildays
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iluvgreggsulkin222 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
i was wacthing MAd once and they made fun of clash of titans calling it class of titans and there was this one part were some sport guy said that the morals are now on the feild and for so reasen edward and jaocb were sittnig in the stand and edward said ya inmorals and jacob said : he said morals. edward said to jacob shut up and jacob said no you suit. and then it showed them on the kisscam and they kissed. if only jacob and edward could be together. (in the movies and book .) (and the guys who play jacob and edward should date)
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iluvgreggsulkin222 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
i once wrote a story about how jakedward would happen. i hate twlight . i think we should all boycott twlight until they add jakedward ( meaning have edward break up with bella and have edward and jacob date) if you agree then copy and paste this in your signature.
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SconeHero Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I actually am a Twilight Fan (novels, not movies please), but I hate that crap of "Team Edward! Team Jacob!". Since all the love triangle started, I couldn't stop thinking THIS is the best possible pairing.
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xXSolarCrossoverXx Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2011
Love the pic~
I have to say, however, the first book in my eyes, wasn't 'that' bad, but it should've stop there.
I do see Bella has kind of a...clingy/emotional wreck/wants-to-date-vampire-so-she-won't-grow-old/too-into-romance/idiot...but, yeah...
"twilight isn't literature" is what you wanna watch on YT. It'll make your day.
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Whispered-Time Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2011  Student Digital Artist
IIIII love this. I'm just saying I totally agree with you on every point of this. Bella is an idiot. They both just need to walk the fuck away and either go gay for each other or at least have a beer. Just like..why would EITHER of them like her when she's so STUPID? :I
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piplupwarrior Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
If only......*sigh* But of course we have that REAL blood sucking monster, Bella....DAMN, I could punch that broad in the face.
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roxinovak Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
You know what this is the only way you could actually get me to like twilight.
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