Before anyone asks,
-I HATE Twilight.-
A couple of days ago my friend started ranting to me about Twilight which reminded me of the first time someone told me about the series
....I ended up immediately saying "What a shitty story. y don't the 2 guys just dump the bitch and go gay for each other?"
So on a whim I drew this quick solution (It's easy and bearable):
-Edward and Jacob both turn gay for each other.
-Bella jumps off a cliff and dies.
-Everyone alive is happy.
-No stupid horny fangirl.
-No creepy obsession 'love'.
-No satanic sex rituals.
-No satanic alien baby.
-No stupid emo angst.
-No MarySue self inserts.
-No terrible descriptions.
-No sappy mawkish love quotes.
-No horrible character relationships.
-No 4 long stupid excuses for books.
I think these 2 out of context (w/o Bella) are pretty decent together...but then again, anything w/o bella or obsessiveforbiddencoma-causinglove would be a HUGE improvement. - __-
Obsessive retarded Twilight Fangirls, beware...I will fight you off.
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