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A simple solution to Twilight. by boxno A simple solution to Twilight. by boxno
Before anyone asks,
-I HATE Twilight.-
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A couple of days ago my friend started ranting to me about Twilight which reminded me of the first time someone told me about the series

....I ended up immediately saying "What a shitty story. y don't the 2 guys just dump the bitch and go gay for each other?"

So on a whim I drew this quick solution (It's easy and bearable):
-Edward and Jacob both turn gay for each other.
-Bella jumps off a cliff and dies.
-Everyone alive is happy.
-No stupid horny fangirl.
-No creepy obsession 'love'.
-No satanic sex rituals.
-No satanic alien baby.
-No stupid emo angst.
-No MarySue self inserts.
-No terrible descriptions.
-No sappy mawkish love quotes.
-No horrible character relationships.
-No 4 long stupid excuses for books.
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I think these 2 out of context (w/o Bella) are pretty decent together...but then again, anything w/o bella or obsessiveforbiddencoma-causinglove would be a HUGE improvement. - __-

Obsessive retarded Twilight Fangirls, beware...I will fight you off.

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:iconnicole6251:
I am SOOOO late but this is AWESOME! I did a fangirl scream when I saw this! You listed everything I agree with and this art is awesome! Love the "Twilight Sucks" detail on the tree <3
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Scarecrow113 Jul 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I have a picture of the Japanese poster on my account. It... looks very much like this.
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:iconcjaam:
Stick it to the fangirls. I love it.
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:iconilovenamine:
i second emotion what you just said -_-
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:iconloveuseth:
Just awesome! I wish it was like that!
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Bionicle-Warlord Mar 27, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i agree on that i never read the book i watched the movie and my cousin fell asleep while watching it and i was like boring why do people say this movie is good?that my opinion. the reason i didn't read the book too long for me
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PrinceOfFire Mar 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
That would be an interesting twist. Unfortunately Stephenie Meyer is a Mormon so it probably wouldn't happen.
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:iconbella167:
Damn right. There needs to be more Jacob x Edward and less Edward x Bella.
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:iconaura-shadow-beckett:
Finally! I totally agree! Them both being Gay would be a much better love story.
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NerdyButt Jan 21, 2013  Student
i would like twilight if Edward and Jacob got married I DONT LIKE BELLA SHE CAN F**K OFF >:U
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